We let them get away with murder and yet we still love them. "Sell out! with me tonight!"...

I'm convinced that there are certain musicians in the pop world that no matter what they do... we still follow.

Examples are Gwen and Avril.

Both sound NOTHING like they used to, yet here they are with really popular singles.


All I have to say about Avril, other than I love her song (I'm a sucker and I'll admit it), is:

1.) Yes, you are now officially a "mother fucking princess" after this song.
2.) You can't be anyone's girlfriend because you are mother fucking married.
3.) Why are you trying to sound like Ashlee Simpson?
4.) Why are you british in the bridge? We all thought Ashlee was trying to do that with whatever that last single was called, but she was just spelling LOVE... not saying "'ello, 'ello, 'ello".

Anyway, I've said my piece. If you are totally lost about what song I'm talking about, fear not, I have posted the new Avril video below. I'll also put the Ashlee Simpson one so you can compare. Which reminds me... go listen to Gwen's single "What Are You Waiting For" and Weezer's song "Hash Pipe". Listen to the first few notes of their beginning lyrical melody. Drives me crazy when I hear it.

Avril Lavigne-- "Girlfriend":



Ashlee Simpson-- "LOVE":


PS: Seeing people abuse their phones makes my insides die a little. The IDEA of doing that to my baby... ugh. Sicko.

Wow, it's been... months...

I really need to update this. The basic jist so far:

Southern California is starting to grow on me.

I'll get around to filling you in on more. Cross my heart.